This is an appreciation blog.

This is a Toby Turner appreciation blog.
He is amazing.
His videos are amazing.
His phrases are amazing.
He deserves a Nobel prize.

Bless Your Face.

Peace Off.

BOOP!
i now present to u tobys desktop

i now present to u tobys desktop

tobuscus: about to game with my dad. stuffs gonna get real

tobuscus:

about to game with my dad. stuffs gonna get real

fangirlbuscus: One of my favorite Toby moments! XD Oh and listen to ‘I’m a bird Motha’F*****’ while looking at this! ;lmao

fangirlbuscus:

One of my favorite Toby moments! XD

Oh and listen to ‘I’m a bird Motha’F*****’ while looking at this! ;lmao

Sometimes, what doesn’t make sense makes the most sense of all.

—Tobuscus (via murhuedur)

Mini Minotaur Song

  • Toby: Tim Tim plays for days in a maze, and there's a minotaur-taur. Tiny minotaur-taur. Little minotaur-taur. Mini minotaur-taur. Minotaur-taur. Tiny minotaur-taur. Little minotaur-taur. Mini minotaur-taur. Cute little tiny little minotaur sitting in a cradle.
  • Tim Tim: Aww
  • Toby: He thinks that maybe it's a baby but it nay be!
  • Minotaur: I'm a tiny minotaur! Little minotaur! Kill you any minute-aurrrrr!
  • Toby: Minotaur-taur. Tiny minotaur-taur. Little minotaur-taur. Mini minotaur-taur. Minotaur-taur. Tiny minotaur-taur. Little minotaur-taur. Mini minotaur-taur. How do you defeat a mini minotaur? Many mini minotaurs hate tartar sauce! They are deathly allergic to tartar sauce! You'll be fine. Do you have some tartar Tim Tim?
  • Tim Tim: No
  • Toby: You'll need some tartar to kill him.
  • Tim Tim: Oh
  • Toby: Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim.
  • Tim Tim: AH!
  • Toby: Wait. What's that in his tum-tum Tim Tim? It's a bottle of tartar Tim Tim. Someone before you tried to kill him. OPEN THE JAR! (Twist the lid off) OPEN THE JAR! (counter-clockwise). Release tartar to kill minotaur!